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Mar 18, 2021

New Plan - Walk to Every Store Protochol Is In

The title pretty much hits the head on the nail. I want to walk / run to every store Protochol gets into. For a launc...

Mar 16, 2021

If We Can't, Nobody Will

Pretty simple. If the three of us don't muster up the grit to take on the whole beverage industry with a ground break...

Mar 15, 2021

It Was Love At First Sight

No not metal and EDM. But instead, Protein and alcohol.    After a long day what most people think of is a nice cold ...

Mar 10, 2021

The 5 Worst Fast Food Chains

Long John Silver’s Burger King Dairy Queen Jimmy John’s McDonald’s

Mar 8, 2021

Top 5 Best Fast Food Chains

The undisputed, undebatable list of best fast food chains

Mar 5, 2021

The Undisputed list of worst sit down chain restaurants

The undisputed, undebatable list of worst sit down chain restaurants

Mar 3, 2021

Top 5 Sit Down Chain Restaurants

The undisputed, undebatable list of best sit down chain restaurants....

Mar 1, 2021

The Shamrock Shake: Toothpaste or Dessert?

But let’s cut straight to the chase. Shamrock Shakes taste identical to Colgate mint flavored toothpaste, just in liquid form. 

Feb 23, 2021

Decipher These Hieroglyphics, We DARE You


Feb 19, 2021

Snowed in? Enter Spiked Protein.

Protochol blog Let’s be honest these vicious weather cycles aren’t going anywhere, anytime soon. Especially as the Earth’s weather patterns go bonkers even more. So what the hell are you supposed to do with your time?

Feb 18, 2021

Event and Stunt Suggestions?

We've teased plenty of wild stunts and events, but there's gotta be more we can do. If you've got more suggestions, w...
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