We Denounce Influencers

We Denounce Influencers

We are not influencers and never will be. What even is an influencer anyway?

Social media influencers don't influence you to do anything other than scream in anger or throw your phone across the room.

The only ones influencing you to do anything are people that actually make you do something. The IRS, your parents, your stomach.....those are influencers. 

Yes this is a totally unnecessary post but we just want to formally plant our flag in the anti-influencer corner. That is all.


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